Katy Perry keeps going from bad to worse. This seems to be the consensus of the blog writers on the interwebs these days. She fooled us at first, but she’s way more clumsy than sexy. I know a lot of people will still defend her music, but after a couple of live performances you’ll see — she’s whack!

If she wasn’t annoying enough, hit play. Don’t worry, you don’t have to sit through the whole thing. Just wait until the 22 second mark.

Au revoir…adios

I’ve been pretty happy with TMobile, but a storm is brewing. It’s time to switch back to Verizon cause them bastards at TMobile decided they aren’t going to focus on the BlackBerry this year. They have the G1. It sucks. So now what?! I have been reading about the BlackBerry Storm at VerizonBlackBerry.Com and I am ready to switch.

I need to figure out how I can switch and not be charged the draconian can’t-leave-fee. Earlier this year I remember reading about a class-action lawsuit that Sprint lost for charging that fee. Even if I wind up paying it, it’s a seems like a small price to pay for the new Berry.

There is still a small chance the phone can suck like the G1. I doubt it will but there is always the possiblity typing can be as shitty as typing on the iPhone. I know my fellow iPhone fanboys friends will say “hey, my iPhone isn’t shitty to type on…” and you can continue believing that despite the facts.

If the Storm can live up the hype, it will be the new reveloutionary PDA. Google must abandon HTC as an equipment manufacture. They make shitty phones. It’s all about the Berry and right now Verizon has the kush of berries.

Earlier this year, I donated money to support the fight of breast cancer. I asked all of you donate and I will be doing it again, shortly.

But first I want to ask all of you to donate to a pretty important cause. It’s not for cancer research but it does hit pretty close to home. There is no such thing as too small of an amount. Click the link, drop some duckets…you’ll be happy you did.

More than 20 years ago, a boy had a dream. A dream that he would one day win week 9 of his office football pool. On Nov 3, 2008, that dream came true. And the very next day, Barack Obama was elected President. Anything is possible!

Sleazy B finally did it. He finally started a blog. So a quick wordpress install and he is up and blogging.

He’s a damn good writer so check it out at www.bheadshead.com. It’s going to get pricey once we starting buying alternate domains for all of his nicknames.

It’s not often that I truly laugh with a commercial. This is Hi-larious. In fact, I am going to start reacting the same way…and dressing the part as well.

Holy phuk is this the worst movie of all time. I am not one of those anti-Apitow fanboys that automatically hates anything he makes. I like most of his movies. I am shocked at what a piece of douche this movie turned out to be. I didn’t laugh, not once. I did cry and then I turned off the movie and smashed the remote into my head until all memories of this crap disappeared.

It’s rare that I don’t finish a movie. Very rare. The last movie I didn’t finish was Speed Racer. Forgetting Sarah Marshall makes Speed Racer look like Gone With Wind. I was going to demand my money back but I wasn’t even the one who paid for the rental. I think everyone should get their money back. This should be covered under the bailout.

Even though Mila Kunis is smoking hot and Kristen Bell ain’t bad (not her best looking role) there was nothing redeeming about this movie. Perhaps my expectations were just too high. From now on I will not expect comedies to contain jokes or have a script.

I guess I missed the memo that jokes may be replaced by a man standing completely naked or crying. Oh…now I get it….ha ha ha.

I am thinking of laying $1000 on McCain. If he wins, at least I will make $1100. If he loses, that’s a small price to pay for an Obama victory.