What Da Phuk?! » vajazzle your vajayjay http://www.whatdaphuk.com The greatest site on teh internetz, of all time! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:17:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Outranking the Big Dogs http://www.whatdaphuk.com/outranking-the-big-dogs/ http://www.whatdaphuk.com/outranking-the-big-dogs/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:30:43 +0000 roachface killah http://www.whatdaphuk.com/?p=4299 Continue reading →]]>

It’s been years since I’ve actually tried to rank something in the SERP’s on this site. I don’t try…but I do practice SEO-friendly blogging. The site is optimized. Tableless CSS, XHTML, proper text-to-code ratio and most importantly, I am the vajazzle king, and Google knows it.

It’s nice to outrank Digg and funnyordie.com…even if especially for the phrase “vajazzle your vajayjay.”

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I’ve done this before. Usually right before I make major changes to this site, I remove the comments link from each post. Why?

Well first of all, comments produce spam. The Akismet plugin handles 99.8% of the spam so it’s never really a big issue. But it does tax the server. Thousands of spam bots are constantly trying to leave links, in Russian, for Viagra. Don’t they know I buy my Viagra from Uzbekistan?

Secondly, I don’t really care about most them (Bid D, DVG and Anslog excluded. I care very much). I don’t care what some guy with an AOL email address has to say. He was probably searching for tips on vajazzling his vajayjay and got very upset that I don’t offer any.

*Note to self, next blog post “10 Tips For Vajazzling Your Vajayjay.”

This site is still setup as my blog (for now). My rants. My opinion. My inarticulate, nonsensical, non-sequitur bullshit. I’m planning some big changes. Hopefully. I plan many things. Very few of them actually come to fruition. I guess my planning for changing my name to Leo and dating Bar has taken up most of planning time.

Whatever. What it do. Peace out, comments.

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In other blogging news, WDP is pulling a steady average of 350 unique visits per day, with occasional spikes of almost 1000 per day, according to Google Analytics.

Welcome, new guests. I’m sure in no time you will be offended, appalled, nauseated, bored and not even remotely amused by my inarticulate ramblings. To celebrate your arrival and my arbitrary monthly milestone, I searched google images for the gayest balloon I could find –>

What it do, post 50..here’s to another 50, every month!

The current top 10 search terms driving traffic to What Da Phuk!

1. vijazzle
2. vajazzle pics
3. josh axelman
4. eclipse awards 2010
5. vajazzle pictures
6. vijazzling
7. vajazzle
8. candice swanepoel
9. vajazzle vajayjay
10.vajazzle your vajayjay

Number 10. is my favorite…he he he

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