I’ve been counting down the days to Miley’s 18th birthday for quite awhile. It’s not because I believe her career as an oversexed pop-tart will begin, it’s because it will end.

Don’t get me wrong, WDP still loves Miley, but her recent ass-showing, stage gyrating just isn’t very sexy. It’s kinda lame. It’s too much for a 17 year -old whose fan base is 9 year-old girls. The pole dancing, beaver flashing is just…played out.

RIP in Hannah Montana.

Here’s Disney’s Nickelodeon‘s new WDP approved, prostitot Victoria Justice.