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Jon Gosselin vs Nancy Grace: I have no idea who to hate more!
The ultimate collection of Leighton Meester pics.
Whoopi Goldberg actually said “it wasn’t rape rape.” Apparently to Whoopi, there are acceptable forms of rape.
And this is why I watch the Hills.
29 Days until the Breeders Cup
Kevin Smith at the Orpheum in 2 weeks.
The Lakeshow is back and in full effect. New home of #37 Queensbridge BK Thug Raider
Throw a Go Blue in for my Dodger heads. Even though I hate the MLB…I’ll represent for hometown boys in their playoff run.
Sushi?!
Body Art Expo at the LA Convention Center this Sat?!
“I’m on the field running two-a-days / so I don’t drop the ball when it threw my way!”

For Realz

Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke was the surprise DJ at the trendy Roosevelt Hotel’s Tropicana Bar in Hollywood, last Tuesday. It is rumored that he will do it again.
My piece of shit truck won’t start. This is the 5th time I have brought towed the truck to Chevy of SM.
The ride Xcelerator @ Knotts Berry Farm hurt 2 passengers when a cable broke. The ride is currently closed and under investigation.
The New Moon soundtrack is being considered “the best album” of 2009 #embracethesuck
Radiohead may not be recording an LP but Mr Yorke is busy making new music…when not DJing
Is it really that surprising the inventor of the phrase “Death Panels” worked with Big Tobacco in the 90s?

David Wirtschafter is a talent agent. He represents Kanye West…and Taylor Swift
December 31, 2009 is a blue moon
I don’t believe there are actual medical cases of human hermaphrodites. They are as realistic as unicorns. Don’t believe me? Go ahead and look it up. Please find me the documented cases, in the medical books. If you can prove it to me, I will gladly post on here that you are an expert…hermaphrodite finder.
Lamar Odom started dating Khloe Kardashian a few weeks ago. They are now engaged.
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So no one really dies from swine flu. There was 1 baby in Texas that was actually from Mexico…and 22 ppl in Mexico.
As I go through my collected change, I can’t figure out why titos tacos has so many half dollars. Do they get them at a discount?
Manny Pacquiao showed us that he may very well be the best boxer in the world.
Why is tap water the worst thing you can drink at home yet perfectly acceptable at a nice dinner?
Terminator, Transformers 2, 2012, GI Joe and Inglorious Basterds are just some of the movies coming out this summer.