Feb
06My Name is Kobe. This is My Shoe
06
Jan
31Five seasons of LOST in 8 minutes
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I know most true LOST fans have seen every episode more than once and still say “huh?” I’ve only watched this once twice, so I’m still pretty confused. I starting to have a pretty good idea of what has happened (the mainstuff) and I know where it ended last season. This is the Cliff’s Notes rundown of the entire series.
Why am I not watching a show that stars Evangeline Lilly?! She is riiiiidonkulously pretty/sexy/hot.
Jul
26Song of the Weekend
26
Like you don’t want to get up and film yourself dancing?!
Jul
26Do the Ice Cream and Cake
26
Ice cream and cake cake cake…do the ice cream and cake…
Twitter Feed
- WhatDaPhuk: The Coffee Bean barista just looked at me like I am crazy when I ordered a "coffee enema." What...they don't do that here?!
- WhatDaPhuk: The only thing better than Neyo's Closer is the Power 106 Techno Mix
- WhatDaPhuk: #JohnnyDrama http://tweetphoto.com/14053398
- WhatDaPhuk: It really is 10 to 200 degrees hotter in the valley right now.
- WhatDaPhuk: RT @LAsnark: Let's gather all our prayers and good karma together for Mommy Snark (my mom's) operation today, k? Thx.
- WhatDaPhuk: @bhead53 hells yeah. I need to find u a new profile pic.
- WhatDaPhuk: RT @SPINmagazine: Strokes confirm new album release & Lollapalooza! Details from Julian Casablancas: http://su.pr/1G0bkr
- WhatDaPhuk: Off to the valley...where's that hoe Sally? #thatGirl
- WhatDaPhuk: RT @GhostfaceKillah: Add Meth-Ghost-Rae on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Meth-Ghost-Rae/389245361180?v=wall
- WhatDaPhuk: Will someone please introduce us? http://bit.ly/cTtMvG
- WhatDaPhuk: http://bit.ly/am4C27 #Equality #PillowFuckers
- WhatDaPhuk: I'm starting to think @berryjunkies is right. Fuck these crappy routers. They burn out faster than high school stoner during 3rd period.
- WhatDaPhuk: http://www.whatdaphuk.com/face-down/
- WhatDaPhuk: "Nah, there weren't really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves "The Crazy 88."
- WhatDaPhuk: @johncmayer got the metaphor in relation to Corey Haim and drugs. I'm surprised you aren't on the Gorillaz album, everyone else is.
- WhatDaPhuk: @GoldRatTooth_LA yessir tmr @ 1
- WhatDaPhuk: Sick RT @GoldRatTooth_LA: http://twitpic.com/17uuvl - here's the pre-sign.We popped out 2 of these & a big banner
- WhatDaPhuk: @GoldCoastGirl now that I think of it, this can prob work in my favor. Girls are crazy about vampires these days :)
- WhatDaPhuk: I'm pretty sure they're going to reject this application for a copy of my birth certificate. I somehow managed to put 08/05/1779 as my DOB.
- WhatDaPhuk: Uh oh. Both Kill Bills are on IFC tonight
Facebook Status
- Josh I've come to the conclusion that Johnny, from the Karate Kid, is a much better person than I could ever be. He lost his girl, his All Valley Karate trophy and was literally kicked in the face. But despite it all, Johnny wanted to personally hand Laruso the trophy and tell him he is “alright.” I would have had my Cobra Kai homies shank him in the parking lot and jack his iPod. But that’s just me. March 11, 2010
- Josh "Um...I don't think you can do that. In fact, why am I listening to tax advice from you?!" March 11, 2010
- Josh "Relax and take notes, while i take tokes of the marijuana smoke" #RIPBIG. March 9, 2010
- Josh Dear Facebook: Please stop asking me to "reconnect with" my dad. You sound like a therapist. Please stop asking me to "say hello." I already have a jewish mother. I don't need this shit from you, too. March 6, 2010
- Josh "you send 4 million emails a day; you can't send me one?!" March 3, 2010
- Josh J.Lo wearing day-glo and a halo made of play-doh. March 2, 2010
- Josh Office Moving Day. March 1, 2010
- Josh Thank God for Sushi...and the Japanese. February 27, 2010
- Josh I’m sorry for being an asshole. I did it for the red Rigma jacket. February 26, 2010
- Josh By joining twitter, the Dalai Lama has legitimized the simple micro-blogging service as a powerful, worldwide media and personal connection platform. The Dalai Lama has also proven the notion that he is just as narcissistic and simply as "full of shit" as the rest of us. February 25, 2010
- Josh To the guy growling at the kiosk in the t-mobile store, thank you. Your pirate like growling and violent shaking of demo phones made my day slightly better. February 24, 2010
- Josh Damn dude, you look like your dog just died :'(. February 24, 2010
- Josh Welcome Back, Kobe! February 24, 2010
- Josh That ShamWow guy totally lied. The SlapChop fucking sucks! February 23, 2010
- Josh So that was about as entertaining as Google Wave. February 22, 2010
Archives
Digg.com
- I'm Here To Open A Savings Account [Pic]
- Time change: springing forward, falling back
- Teacher Admits Having Sex with Teen
- What's not fun about Assassin's Creed 2
- Iron Man 2 Briefcase Suit (GIF)
- Telepathic computer can read your mind
- Marijuana Milkshake Celebration & Bhang Your Head!
- Mom and dad, stop stifling me – it's damaging my brain
- Five Curious Food Inventions You've Never Heard Of
- Stan Lee Reveals New Marvel Characters For Disney Movies
Hollywood Tuna
- Stacy Keibler Is Out Of My League March 11, 2010
- Canned Tuna March 11, 2010
- Michelle Branch Is Inked March 11, 2010
- Whitney Port Bikini Pictures March 11, 2010
- Jessica Simpson Tries Hard But Still Disappoints March 11, 2010
- Selita Ebanks Drops Some Killer Cleavage March 11, 2010
- Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hot Russian Pop Princesses March 11, 2010
- Ashley Greene Teases March 11, 2010
- Daily Tuna March 11, 2010
- Lacey Von Erich Picture Moment March 11, 2010
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Stereogum
- Reading Rainbow – “I’ll Follow You” Video
- Fredrik – “Milo” (Stereogum Premiere)
- Moon Duo – “Killing Time” Video
- Dominique Young Unique – “Show My Ass” Video
- Oh No Ono – “Eleanor Speaks (Caribou Remix)”
- Strokes Confirm Lollapalooza 2010, LP Coming September
- Here We Go Magic – “Collector”
- HEALTH – “In Heat (Javelin Remix)”
- Atari Teenage Riot Reunite
- Pure Ecstasy – “Voices”