If you didn’t happen to watch the Teen Choice Awards, let me tell you what happened. A bunch of celebrities gave each other more awards. At least the public (teens) get to vote on these so we can’t complain the "academy" got it wrong. Here are the highlights in case you missed them:
Dane Cook gave Mischa
: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/mp3/Code%20Monkey.mp3. There's your theme song, J.
: God made dirt and dirt bust yo' ass!
: Sharae sound like a sexy vixen.... Did you ever call her?
: Yeee-aaaah booo-eee. Go Lakers!
: 3 down, 79 to go
: the most dominate team to ever play in the NBA
: ...Nuts.
: Where's them taggers @?
: "I felt like destroying something beautiful."
: U R A SUPER DOUCHE CRISS LETO
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