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Posted in Phuked on March 30th, 2008

Isaiah Rider. This super douche was arrested last night for grand theft auto. While playing for the LA Lakers, super douche forgot to bring his shoes to a game and was benched by Phil Jackson. He was left off of the playoff roster which subsequently led to his retirement from the NBA.

During his NBA career, Rider was arrested for selling chipped cellphones and smoking pot out of a soda can on PCH.

He was parked in his Bently.

In 2006 he was arrested for kidnapping, illegal firearm possesion, and evading police officer. He spent a quick 7 months in jail.

Once considered a superstar in the making, Rider began his turbulent career by being expelled from UNLV for cheating on a test. The person Rider hired to take the test for him happened to misspell Isaiah.

Getting arrested and dribbling the ball off of his shoe, seem to be the only 2 things Rider is good at. This guy is bigger douche than Joe Francis and is the biggest douche in the world.

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