The Wash is possibly the greatest movie ever made. Let me rephrase that. The Wash is the greatest movie ever made. Starring Dr Dre, Snoop Dog, George Wallace, and DJ Pooh, the laughs are non-stop. While you might not love the Wash on your first couple viewings, you must give it time. One day you will understand the irony of the most notorious gangsta rappers, "playin." You will realize the ability set forth to "keep it real" is of Shakespearean caliber.

I am not kidding. I love this movie for everything it is…and everything it is not. If you haven't seen it, rent it or buy it immediately and get ready to be mesmerized by "The Wash."

"You better bring me my chips, with dip…cause you delinquent!"