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The Stardust

The World's Best Sports Handicappers Library is not at the Stardust. It's currently being compiled by the good folks at The Betters Edge. I went to the Sports Handicappers Library at the Stardust this past Monday. If Borat were there he would say "Wowaweeza!!! In Kazakhstan we have a more library. It's porno…tis good. My wife..she's fat!"

Dot matrix pages of recently NBA stats were plastered on the walls behind a glass case. Pages and pages directly from NBA.com do not a library make. This was depressing and exciting at the time. I have never felt more on the cutting edge. I saw what I needed to see. Now I understand why they are blowing up the Stardust. They need to. I wonder who is going to house all of those printouts?  It's so sad. All that data…unorganized, incomprehensible ink on paper.

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