On my wedding toast journey of last week I realized it doesn’t get much better than this.
"True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend — (someone jumps in) and it stops right there and starts right here!"
: Damn, if that is Sharae it's a good thing you didn't call her back.....but ...what if that wasn't.....
: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/mp3/Code%20Monkey.mp3. There's your theme song, J.
: God made dirt and dirt bust yo' ass!
: Sharae sound like a sexy vixen.... Did you ever call her?
: Yeee-aaaah booo-eee. Go Lakers!
: 3 down, 79 to go
: the most dominate team to ever play in the NBA
: ...Nuts.
: Where's them taggers @?
: "I felt like destroying something beautiful."
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