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25Volt Stone
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- A picture is worth a thousand words. Volt Stone is worth 1 billion.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Volt Stone.
- Volt Stone doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Volt Stone has allowed to live.
- Volt Stone does not sleep. He waits.
- Volt Stone counted to infinity - twice.
- Volt Stone is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Volt Stone can divide by zero.
- Volt Stone invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football– in that order.
- If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Volt Stone.
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September 25th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Hahahah…lovin’ it!