AEG Michael Jackson Tribute Organizer:
“John, we would like for you to make retarded faces in honor of Michael.”

John Mayer:
“That would be great. In fact, I’m making some right now.”

John Mayer:
“What song would you like for me to sing?”

AEG Michael Jackson Tribute Organizer:
“Actually we don’t want you to sing, just make really retarded faces.”

John Mayer:
“Can I bring a guitar?”

AEG Michael Jackson Tribute Organizer:
“Sure.”