- So many options, so little time.
- I looked up douche bag in a thesaurus and it said Joe Francis
- Naked pictures of Audrina from the Hills
- Ashely “Kristen” Dupre’s parents must be really proud.
- Faux (pop) rock star Pete Wentz claims he tried to kill himself by taking a bunch of Ativan. He’s such a 14 year-old-girl. He should do a speedball and shoot himself in the head like a real rock star. Taking a bunch of Ativan is something I do nightly.