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It's been a week since Billy King and Mo Cheeks asked Iverson to stay home. Philly has dropped 9 straight and they won't win again until something finally happens. So where does one of the league's most prolific scorers, 2 time MVP wind up?

Where does Iverson go?

  • LA Clippers -  This would be the best fit. Maggette hasn't done anything for this team since the Quentin Richardson, Darius Miles days. CMag is always hurt and moving him won't make anyone in LA flinch. We lost Shaq, we can lose Corey. Shaun Livinston will become a great point guard. The Clippers are close to finally becoming a Western conference contender. They can't wait for Livingston. Brand is ready now. They have the veteran Cassel. Iverson could run the backcourt with Sam. He'll get the 45 shots per game he needs and everyone in LA will stoked. Kobe and Iverson in the building on any given night.

  • Minnesota Timberwolves - Kevin Garnett has been waiting 11 years for this. He needs a costar. He needs a scorer. He'll handle the boards. He'll handle the scoring but he has never been a player to go for 40 consistently. As the lone ranger of his team, he needs to be. Ricky Davis has never proven anything except a couple of minutes of explosiveness. He's a journeyman at best. Minnesota has a collection of small guards they could get rid of. Iverson and Garnett could play the perfect duo. That will be one hell of a give-n-go.
  • New York Knicks - They could move one player and it would most likely cover the cost of Iverson…and Korver. Isaiah, think about this. Francis is out. Give them Marbury. Philly will do it. Call them.
  • LA Lakers - There has been more talk about this being a reality than I could have ever imagined. Early this week Phil said they are entertaining the idea. The rumor is Mihm, Kwame and Smush. How can this be even considered? Sure Mihm is out and he is on the high end of a mid level contract. Kwame is not an 8 million a year guy. But I will give him credit, he has been working his ass off and he is balling right now. Smush costs us nothing and he is productive. Especially on D. There is no reason to move him except with addition of Iverson he won't have any playing time.
  • Miami Heat - They have been mentioned. They are so depleated right now I can't even begin to try to put together a serious trade. Wade is out for the next game with Wisdom tooth drama. Shaq is out for his routine pre all star game vacation, and Jason Williams is hurt. There is no way with the amount of type A personalities already on that team, Iverson could be there. He is friends with Shaq, so who knows. I can't imagine male model DWade likes this idea.
  • Boston Celtics - They are most likely going to get him. They are always on the edge of being a good team. They have Paul Pierce and with Iverson they might be able to run the East. They have a bunch of expiring contracts and young talent. They have the bargaining chips and despite being in the same conference this is the 2nd best fit.  
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